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22 of the Funniest Thanksgiving Tweets From Students

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. With Thanksgiving dinner just around the corner, you’re bracing yourself for dinner-table traumas and pumpkin pie related happiness. Between Trump’s Russia ties, #MeToo and what to include in your Turkey stuffing, the country’s not short of divisive topics likely to start a family quarrel, but whatever you eventually take up arms about, some things just never change…

1.You’ve basically already written off the week…

 2. Despite the mounting pile of assignments...

3. And crushing realities of uni life.

4.  You’re looking forward to spending some time with your family...

5. And putting your feet up.

6. You’re bracing yourself to feel the heat of interrogations about college...

7. And fight tooth and nail over turkey stuffing…

8. Or ham.

9. Thanksgiving is a time to break bread and be thankful for what you have...

10. And have your dreams get trampled on by relatives.

11. Someone’s feelings will get hurt.

12.  You’ll duck for cover when running into long lost high school friends…

13. Or your weird uncle who, like all weird uncles nationwide, will get hammered.

14. The Thanksgiving tradition of ostracising vegetarian relatives is finally upon us…  

15. And you can’t wait to tuck in.

16. Expandable waistbands are key...

17. As you prepare to plunge into a food coma.

18. You’ve been starving for months...

19.  So you’ll be having fourths of everything...

20. And getting extremely fat.

21. Fortunately, Thanksgiving dinner is never over. Even when you think it is, it isn’t.

22. Because Christmas is next up…

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Written by Mathilde Frot
I'm originally French but I grew up in Casablanca, Kuala Lumpur and Geneva. When I'm not writing for QS, you'll usually find me sipping espresso(s) with a good paperback.

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