Five Things You Shouldn't Do Over the Holidays

Yeah, I’m sure that story was hilarious for you; you know the people, you know your university… but to those who weren’t there, it’s possibly the most boring thing on earth.  If you find yourself laughing alone after every story you tell, and people slowly (or rapidly, both apply) turning their bodies away from you, it’s time to zip it and give others a chance to talk.

You may love it now, but in 2 weeks’ time, you’re going to have to go back to university. Your new pet will either have to go with you (will most likely cost you a fortune), or you’re going to have to abandon it. Save everyone the heart ache and just google pictures of cute animals instead.

Scientists out there, you know this one’s quite important. Now, Google hasn’t been able to tell me exactly whether brain cells grow back or not,  but one thing’s pretty certain. If you crammed for your exams, the vast amount of knowledge you gained during that time is going to take some effort to retain; look up short/long-term memory.

If you still need that information after exams, it’s best not to proactively participate in activities that kill off too many brain cells.

Your parents may be glad you’re home and wish to pamper you with love, but don’t be “that guy (or girl)” and just sit there expecting to be waited on hand and foot. Show that you’re now a strong, independent adult and offer to help out once in a while. (It may earn you some extra brownie points for later.)