Inside the Mind of a Raging London Commuter

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Yes! You’re off the tube – finally!

But I wouldn’t get too excited just yet. You look up, and there are swarms and swarms of people rushing towards you, at the speed of light; hot, flustered, stressed. It feels like the apocalypse has finally hit London. You’re probably thinking: Why is no one stopping to let me pass through? It literally takes a second…

Nope, that’s not going to happen. Just carry on walking very fast and look right, left and center, or you will fall over and get trampled on – in the deep and dark London underground *death glare*

I know, you’re welcome.

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Since teenagers and ratty schoolkids don’t tend to catch the tube as much as they do the bus, this particular nuisance is more common on the London buses than it is on the tube.

Honestly, what’s with this great urge to want to let the world know what music you’re listening to? Nobody - and I repeat – nobody cares.

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You’re rushing down the stairs or escalator because you have a very important exam to get to, and some idiot is (ever so slowly) walking in front of you with their smiling face glued to the screen of their phone. They’re reading a text, and they’re also taking their damn time.

No, please, stop, don’t do that.

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When your train arrives, you may sometimes find yourself getting on the wrong carriage – maybe you realize there are no empty seats, or you find a seat and sit down, only to look up and see a creeper sat opposite you. Whatever it may be, you’ll probably need to walk across the carriage to the next one. You’ll often find that some people will shamefully have their legs stretched out to the other side of the carriage, and they just won’t budge an inch for the occasional passer-by.

How amazingly rude you are.

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If you’ve visited the UK before, you may have noticed that there certainly is some truth to the stereotype about British people being somewhat emotionally stunted. Let me tell you, you most likely won’t get a reaction from a British person, even if you were to ride a camel in the underground whilst eating fish and chips (okay, huge exaggeration).

But really, it might make you feel crazy for being the only one to notice that outrageously loud lady sat in the corner wearing a peacock for a hat – believe me, the Brits have most likely noticed her too, they just happen to act like they haven’t.

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Well, that felt good. Though, you’ll be relieved to know that despite all this, I do love living in London; Londoners are generally extremely pleasant, polite and profusely apologetic (in fact, sometimes a little too much!) and whether you’re here to study for just a year or the full three, you’ll be very warmly welcomed and there’s a lot – and I mean a lot – to see and do here in this charmingly gray but vibrant city.

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